Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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