that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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