So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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