I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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