they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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