I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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