i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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