I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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