Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
That's how pantless uber rides happen
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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