his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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