Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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