ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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