One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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