he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
