Christians are straight up FREAKS
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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