HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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