I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randomize
