u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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