even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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