Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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