no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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