is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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