I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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