yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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