Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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