I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I am available for nakedness
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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