I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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