Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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