So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Randomize
