If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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