Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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