I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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