It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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