Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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