Me too!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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