her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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