he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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