i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
