What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
