Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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