so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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