Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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