I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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