I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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