You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I met the friendliest cop last night
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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