loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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