Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize