FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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