I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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