How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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