You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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