did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Who died my cat blue again?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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