he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Randomize