what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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