If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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